Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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