THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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