No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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