I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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