So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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