are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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