this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I wish you could order shots online.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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