She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
