Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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