just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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