we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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