i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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