I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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