We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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