Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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