I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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