we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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