You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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