Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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