Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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