it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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