So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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