Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
