I want to have your abortion
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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