youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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