We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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