Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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