What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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