pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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