Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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