physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
