I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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