Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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