I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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