I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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