She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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