It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
should my penis look like a turkey
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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