If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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