he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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