I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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