so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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