you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You don't make any sense
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They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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