Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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