There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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