i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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