we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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