Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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