it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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