How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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