she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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