I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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