That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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