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Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
